her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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