If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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