he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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