I'm really into asian looking animals
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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