I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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