That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
they need to just BURY HIM!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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