Kiss
Puke
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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