so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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