Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
True strength comes from lack of pants
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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