fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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