his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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