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why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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