Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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