I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
this beer tastes like vomit already
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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