Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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