i permit you to call me
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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