goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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