Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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