writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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