Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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