Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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