the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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