There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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