so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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