I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
where are my eyebrows?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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