Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize