There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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