week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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