Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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