the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
