Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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