he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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