GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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