You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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