i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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