If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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