u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
