Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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