And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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