it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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