Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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