yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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