I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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