People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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