did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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