Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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