dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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