so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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