Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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