How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
being pregnant is like rehab
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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