i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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