Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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