maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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