But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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